It isn't fair!
 

Today on the train, I ended up sitting next to my mirror universe self. Almost. She looked very very much like me, dressed very much like me. Except for one thing.

Two things, I guess. Her boobs. They were pretty darn big. We were about the same height, same hair. She must've been a little bit thicker than me (she was still thin, I just happen to be very skinny). But they were easily her most noticeable feature.

It was weird though. We looked enough like each other that we kept looking at each other for a few minutes before we both laughed a little bit, and I said something. We started talking a bit.

It's just not fair, though. :(

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That's actually pretty cute... and a little bit weird I guess.

But I can understand how unfair it may seem to you Frosty if you're breast obsessed. In my experience, if there is something women envy about one another, it's definitely their bosom's size and shape (that and their shoes... damn shoes...).

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That's what makes attribute theft so fun!

SO there is a busty doppelganger of PermaFrost out there. There can only be one!

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Well Perma, at least you don't have that ugly goatee.

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Should've talked to her some more... gotten her number. Events like this mean something.

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No they don't.


Yeah, I'm glad guys don't have to walk around pantsless. i imagine the comparison of sexual organs would be quite tedious. on the other hand, it may lead to an overall increase in the size of penises as the guys with small dicks kill themselves over the humiliation. You know the same thing happened to womens' breasts? They didn't used to be so big. Society has had an effect on evolution, as you can see. as men in different cultures value different parts of the body, those parts are made larger or more prominent by the increased sexual activity of those who have them.

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Aw, don't be so pessimistic. There's a silver lining on every cloud! :)

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Umm... Look who you're talking to here. XD

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That must of been a fun encounter :P. The only person that I seen that looks alot like me but is of a different race is one of the art guys on square enix's art team for final Fantasy 12 O_o ..... wish i can meet him in person cuz I only saw him on the extra dvd feature which came with my copy of ff12 when i baught it....

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So maybe if Perma "eliminates" her, they will become more powerful!!!

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Er, hope you don't mind, but... ^^;

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But will she hear a wailing guitar riff and have lightning crash in on her boobs?

And potentially hear a dead gay rock star?

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There can be only one right?

Highlander boobs!!!

If I got the hint right this time :p

Then Perma would need to use a sword though....chop chop off with the doubleganger's head. (after magically acquiring her boobs offcourse).

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Complete and utter bollocks. Unless super sizing at McDonald's is "evolution".

As to meeting your busty double - sounds like a BE story in the making. Or maybe...

PERMAFROST: THE MOVIE!

In a world where nothing is quite as it seems... a girl discovers a sinister conspiracy to create bosomy doubles of every woman on Earth! This summer! etc.

Just imagine that in a voice over voice. With shots of heaving bosoms.

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It's too bad Don LaFontaine passed away. :( He was the undisputed king of voiceovers. I'm sure with him voicing that trailer, it would no doubt have been one in the win column.

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I think a "Highlander meets The One"-stye IB story would be freakin' awesome. Except, you know, the girls would have to do something to each other a bit more fun than cutting off one another's heads.

The heroine would be a plain girl who found her self becoming inexplicably more beautiful over the course of months- until an evil duplicate from another dimension appears to "cut her off from the source of beauty" or some such. The heroine could lose the initial battle and become downright asexual, causing her duplicate to become even more beautiful- but afterward would pursue her copy into the next dimension, encountering further versions of herself of widely varying morality, finding out what this 'source' thing is, and tapping back into it to gain the power to face her nemesis twin in the final confrontation.