Phoenix Drive
 

Tried searching Phoenix Drive in AR/AP and BE, no results, so as far as I can tell, this hasn't been posted.

Now, if you're looking for your jollies, this may not do all that much for you. If you're looking for a little laughter, then step-aboard.

From the way it was explained, this is apparently a knock-off game that has actually been translated into rather bad engrish [sic] for the benefit and enjoyment of those that do not speak or read Japanese. That being said, it's a blatent rip off and doesn't even bother to change names.

The game summary starts here and the actual BE is on page 3.

"Do you want to rape meee---?"
"Cancellation is no use...Nick."

What a coincidence that I'd find this thread here, right after finishing Trials and Tribulations (which is absolutely fantastic, by the way).

I suppose it was only a matter of time before Ace Attourney porn showed up. At least it's hilarious porn, though.

"Cool beans!"

"'I pray for her not becoming pregnant...!!'

Phoenix Wright is an asshole."

i havent laughed that hard in a while
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
here you wear this cloths no,YOU GO AS NUDE!!!HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!
god only knows indeed

"This cock will stop at [Entrance Of Cunt], [Kind Of In The Middle Of Cunt], and finally [Depths Of Cunt], where this cock will terminate."

'Meat Milk', the other white meat?

who knows, you might be a hobo by then.

OH SNAP, DO I HEAR SUCH A TRUTH!

Best romanization ever.

"Do you want to rape meee--- ?"

"Oh yeah totally iWHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!"

XD
Fell out of my chair dying of laughter.

"A small office becomes me, these clothes become you. I bet the plot twist is that we are all Transformers, except we transform back into pretty mundane objects rather than tanks or trucks or jeeps or whatever."

Hahahaha I really hope they make more of these.

Woa nelly.
 

WTH is "the third"?

Slick.. reeeeal slick.. and in front of the jury too.

'Beat Rod. Tank Empties."

I loved that picture. I was laughing pretty damn hard reading this.

Whooooooooosh.

Thinking about making that my signature for a while.

Anyone notice that while he admitted to a crime and got the Guilty popup, he wasn't arrested? Or penalized? Or anything? ...well, he was fucked, but...

This is Phoenix Drive in glorified Engrish, it doesn't have to make sense. ^^

didnt it though?

apparently the good ol boy isnt human since he can cover a girl with meat milk and still walk let alone go for another round

Done.

Awesome dude, pure awesome. ^^

How is she working on a children's show.. wait. is this a children's show?
Whoever this is didn't even use a simple english spell-check editor..
A chest shows underpants, too and takes money...? I'd like to see a chest plurally take a single piece of money... but how would it do that?

And... where did that rapier come from?

*spffft* BWHAHAHAHAHHA!

Dammit, now i have soda all over the place.

How in the Hell can Phoenix win a case when he says he's the criminal!?

That means that the client didn't do it. Therefore he wins.

Remember, when someone's calling in hookers, it's usually the Butz.

omg, that was fucking hilarious to read XD

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the links don't work

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That is because this thread is damn near 2 years old.

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lol

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I was like "oh cool new thread, oh wait the links arent working?!"

Then I checked the date.

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Fuck, I got necro'd!

Quick check looks like the original web server got trashed somehow. Maybe it'll come back, maybe not.

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This phrase could be taken in a great number of ways (some of them very disturbing). I am going to err on the side of caution and assume you are a zombie now. *loads shotgun*

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No, but a thread I started is.

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It's been dead for at least two months now. So I have my doubt it'll return.

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Eh, you'd know more than I. It was barely worth mentioning in the first place, so I'm not gonna go digging.

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"404 error file not found"

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I'm sorry, but do you read previous posts? At all?

Actually, does anyone ever look at the age of the thread?