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PrBlahBlahtson 10-31-2007 07:35 PM

Phoenix Drive
 
Tried searching Phoenix Drive in AR/AP and BE, no results, so as far as I can tell, this hasn't been posted.

Now, if you're looking for your jollies, this may not do all that much for you. If you're looking for a little laughter, then step-aboard.

From the way it was explained, this is apparently a knock-off game that has actually been translated into rather bad engrish [sic] for the benefit and enjoyment of those that do not speak or read Japanese. That being said, it's a blatent rip off and doesn't even bother to change names.

The game summary starts here and the actual BE is on page 3.

"Do you want to rape meee---?"
"Cancellation is no use...Nick."

AhziDahaka 10-31-2007 08:53 PM

What a coincidence that I'd find this thread here, right after finishing Trials and Tribulations (which is absolutely fantastic, by the way).

I suppose it was only a matter of time before Ace Attourney porn showed up. At least it's hilarious porn, though.

BaconExpert 10-31-2007 09:19 PM

"Cool beans!"

"'I pray for her not becoming pregnant...!!'

Phoenix Wright is an asshole."

vaxon 10-31-2007 10:28 PM

i havent laughed that hard in a while
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
here you wear this cloths no,YOU GO AS NUDE!!!HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!
god only knows indeed

Katt 10-31-2007 10:55 PM

"This cock will stop at [Entrance Of Cunt], [Kind Of In The Middle Of Cunt], and finally [Depths Of Cunt], where this cock will terminate."

'Meat Milk', the other white meat?

Jedi_moogle_Cid 11-01-2007 12:15 AM

who knows, you might be a hobo by then.

Marmalade-Beat 11-01-2007 01:32 AM

OH SNAP, DO I HEAR SUCH A TRUTH!

Best romanization ever.

malhavoc 11-01-2007 09:22 AM

"Do you want to rape meee--- ?"

"Oh yeah totally iWHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!"

XD
Fell out of my chair dying of laughter.

Kevin_Generic 11-01-2007 10:21 AM

"A small office becomes me, these clothes become you. I bet the plot twist is that we are all Transformers, except we transform back into pretty mundane objects rather than tanks or trucks or jeeps or whatever."

Hahahaha I really hope they make more of these.

Bareon 11-01-2007 10:45 AM

Woa nelly.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mia
A large quantity of milk has scattered in spite of the third..!

WTH is "the third"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
I'm Criminal! Criminal is Phoenix Wrighhhhhh---t !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karma
.......bitch...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
I had fierce sexual relationship with a victim.

Slick.. reeeeal slick.. and in front of the jury too.

Mr. Gun Happy 11-01-2007 12:15 PM

'Beat Rod. Tank Empties."

I loved that picture. I was laughing pretty damn hard reading this.

Whooooooooosh.

PrBlahBlahtson 11-01-2007 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Gun Happy (Post 118680)
'Beat Rod. Tank Empties."

I loved that picture. I was laughing pretty damn hard reading this.

Whooooooooosh.

Thinking about making that my signature for a while.

Anyone notice that while he admitted to a crime and got the Guilty popup, he wasn't arrested? Or penalized? Or anything? ...well, he was fucked, but...


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