The Process Forum - SCP-2952: the C.O.R.G.I. System

http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2952

The Foundation's done it again: SCP-2952 is an immortal corgi that's over 30,000 kilometer's long, and is used by the fair folk as a living subway system. After some misunderstandings with the commuters, the Foundation employees were given permission to use the system themselves.

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Opening Information: Agent Davies entered SCP-2952 at the closest SCP-2952-1 to the head, and was directed to depart at the next SCP-2952-1 instances, where a transport team was waiting for her. All material inside SCP-2952 was written in Welsh, and SCP-2952-2 instances also spoke only Welsh. Agent Elizabeth Davies was selected for the mission in part due to her fluency in Welsh. Log begins at 10:28.

<BEGIN LOG>

(Agent Davies touches SCP-2952 and immediately begins decreasing in size.)

Agent Davies: What on earth - okay. Shrinkage seems proportional? Well, let's hope it's proportional, for my sake. (Agent Davies chuckles.) None of the typical detrimental side effects you see with other SCPs that cause shrinkage. And… noting that end height appears to be 3.2 centimeters tall.