Childrens book called There was an old woman
There Was An Old Woman
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a bird, How absurd! to swallow a bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cat, Imagine that! to swallow a cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a dog, What a hog! to swallow a dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a goat, Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, She's dead?of course! And they sang that song in school |
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Um..... your point...?
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Poss. the fact that...
She ate all the pies She ate all the pies shes a fat ***t*** shes a fat ***t*** She ate all the pies ALL SING ALONG NOW..... 'english football chant' |
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Is this supposed to be flamebait?
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nope, soft vore leading to WG
I remember this song from when I was little. I bet there'd be a big outcry over the word "die" in it today. |
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I'm sorry, but this is some PAWG shit. Do we really need a thread for some old song/rhyme simply because it involves someone eating something? It's not even implied expansion or weight gain...
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huh... is this even a thread.
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http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/s...age-1-73609611
http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-2-73652934 http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-3-73781047 As usless as that first post was, it reminded my of xerovore's "old woman" who swallowed a fly series. It obviously contains vore and body expansion...which this thread is currenty lacking!:D The first three page links are above. If you can't find the rest after that, then maybe you should go back to the rhyme or soloferros' complaining.:rolleyes: Yes, it's old, but I think it was the only way to get something useful out of this thread... |
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