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MindiFlyth

03-25-2017 10:00 PM

DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

Yes, there is indeed a movie about a man whose dick turns into a shark.

A romantic couple get more than they expected after the husband's experiments with penis-enlargement cream go awry. Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark. In some ways this story asks the same questions that Mary Shelly did when she wrote "Frankenstein."

This isn't one of my kinks, but I figured it could be of interest to some of you folks. The trailer looks pretty dreadful.

catfish27

03-26-2017 10:17 PM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MindiFlyth (Post 791949)

Wait, this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark.

I'm pretty sure "otherwise-human male whose penis has transformed into a miniature shark" doesn't count as an entirely new species, curious or otherwise.

Eviscerator

03-27-2017 09:06 AM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

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Originally Posted by catfish27 (Post 792011)

I'm pretty sure "otherwise-human male whose penis has transformed into a miniature shark" doesn't count as an entirely new species, curious or otherwise.

The only way to be sure would be to see if his child would inherit a shark-penis.

Of course, this would require breeding with a human woman and if he can breed with a human woman, he still is a human and therefore not a new species.

catfish27

03-27-2017 09:59 PM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

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Originally Posted by Eviscerator (Post 792025)

Of course, this would require breeding with a human woman and if he can breed with a human woman...

If he can breed with a human woman in spite of the shark penis, then it's not much of a shark!

qzar9999

03-30-2017 09:31 AM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

I love how they say "this is not a porn story" but all the trailers have topless/nude women.

They're right, though, it's not a porn. Porn has better acting.

MindiFlyth

03-31-2017 02:10 AM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

Video review.

make_her_grow

04-09-2017 07:38 AM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

Sounds like a horrible sequel to the equally horrible movie "Teeth"

Some ideas should simply NOT see the light of day.

Eviscerator

04-09-2017 06:11 PM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

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Originally Posted by make_her_grow (Post 792563)

Sounds like a horrible sequel to the equally horrible movie "Teeth"

Some ideas should simply NOT see the light of day.

TEETH vs. DICKSHARKNADO, only on SyFy!

Galyo

04-12-2017 08:12 PM

Re: DICKSHARK is a movie about... well...

Is that retched background-noise supposed to be music? Dreadful in every way from what I can see. A lot of people seem to be under the impression that if you act like it's a joke, suddenly it will become funny. It doesn't. It's the same reason why One-Eyed Monster is a pile of trash, and yes I actually watched that one.

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