[No-Man]

I remember my earliest TF dream was when I was in preschool. I was very much into the boys vs. girls scene at the time. I naturally thought boys to be superior to girls in every way because we liked cool stuff like explosions and transformers while girls liked dumb stuff like dolls and dresses.

Anyway, in the dream, the boys in my classroom all became transformed into really badass cool animals with various powers. I only remember that one of my friends turned into a gorilla. I'm fuzzy on the rest of it. I turned into a snake that could shoot lasers from his eyes. The girls all transformed into girly things along the line of My Little Pony and they were totally pwned.

Hey! I'm allowed to be as sexist as I want when I'm 4 and asleep!