Alrighty, lets make this quick.
First place for the sexy part of the contest is SoylentOrange, second place No-Man.
First place for the cute part of the contest is Transmutedelf, second place Nobunagakhan by technicality.
First place for the exotic part of the contest is reptileking, second place is N00bOtaku.
So there we have it, the game that should have been quick just ate half of my time off. Woo.
The prize for this game is that each first place gets up to six processes of any effect on themselves and their second place counter parts (shared six, not six each), prize due in 24 hours or less. No restrictions on the effects or processes, except you can't be mean hurtful or purposely attack the second place people. You win their tfs, not their lives.
You also have two undos and can convert two of your processes into undos if you want. Other then that, it's all up to you.
So there we have it. Next time I think to run a game like this I'll be sure to instead jam my head in a microwave. Prize pics will be posted here when ALL of the contestants pm me their choices, so don't dottle around.