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Originally Posted by SoylentOrange
"The initial effects will wear off within a day," the host said, sliding the bottle into Dan's inside breast pocket, "and every pill will last for eight to ten hours afterwards. Do NOT," he said, pointing his finger at Dan and admonishing him in a frighteningly serious tone, "I repeat, do NOT give her more than one pill at once."
"Is- are they dangerous?" Dan asked, pulling the bottle out and looking for an active ingredients list.
"Well, not by themselves, no- it's literally impossible to overdose on these," the host replied. "but Juggalos is not responsible for any property damage or physical harm brought on by abusing these. If your lawyer shows up because you've flattened your townhome in a fit of passion we *will* send them away empty-handed."
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You know, this line plus Hmmm!'s super-sized trixie pics have re-inspired me to examine the legal precedent for this. After I finish the next part of the "Body, Mind, and Flesh" story I think I'll get to work on "Case No. 5318008: Dalton v. Juggalos et al" The defense's evidence is not to be overlooked!
(If you don't get the joke in the title, enter the case number into a calculator or cell phone and turn it upside-down.
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