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On a related side note, I feel that I should inform those of you who are not already aware of a D20(now Ex D20 due to its content) supplement book called "The Book of Erotic Fantasy". It is a 3rd party book that uses D20 rules for implementing, what other then Sex into D&D. I have the book, and to its credit it is actually Very well written. And I dont mean the naked pictures or any thing, but rather that it is rather serious about what it is attempting to do, enhancing and spicing up the D&D experience with the introduction of sex. The book covers all the bases in a very well rounded manner. from Rules on skills, items, races/monsters, to Spells. Yes spells, all of which pertain to sex(some of which are actually quite handy for things other then sex or related things). It is on that note that I bring up the most prominently related matter to this thread, that is a certain spell that appears in the book called, "Liars Curse". In short, If the subject lies the selected part of their anatomy grows, and the only way to remove the curse is via a powerful spell such as limited wish, remove curse, miracle, etc. Now in the description of the spell it first specifies it works on noses and male genitalia, however this book is very old, can be considered "out of date", and As a DM you control the rules used in your game so if you wish to have it apply to other things, there is no stopping you. Sadly(but understandably) WotC withdrew the rights of the company to classify it as a licensed D20 book and to my knowledge is no longer in print. Never the less you could probably find it on Amazon.com or something.