theshoelace

So, I tried to experiment with some weird dream sequence. I may cut it from the story, but tell me what you think first. I'll continue the dream sequence if you like it.

'' Midna sank into confused dreams. It was a cool, nice day and she sat on her throne. Next to her throne lie a plate with all sorts of snacks on it. She tried to bend down to take one of them, when she felt the incredible weight of her breasts. She lost her balance and fell off her throne with her face in the snacks. She wiped the cheese and other things off her face, and stood up slowly. She turned back to her throne to find Zant sitting in it. He had a wicked smile on his face. Suddenly, his face turned somewhat silly. Midna wondered what he was up to.

‘‘ Link, can you go herd the goats for me?’’, he called out. This seemed bizarre to Midna. The whole situation made her dizzy, and she fell flat on her front. The ground changed, and there was grass. It tickled her breasts, and she chuckled- it had been a dream and she was just on Hyrule Field, finding a way to lift up the curse, she thought. But when she looked up she saw goats all around her. It was the Ordon Ranch. She saw Link on his horse, driving the goats. She tried to get up, but realized she could not.

Eventually, she managed to get on her feet and hands. She felt a bit funny, and her head felt heavy. She felt on top of her head. She realised that there were horns on her head. ‘‘ But I’m not a goat! ’’, she said out loud, when Link came running at her on Epona at an alarming speed. She dodged him with difficulty. He was trying to drive her in the barn, she knew. On all fours, she made a run for the barn. It wasn’t pleasant with the huge weight of her chest, but she managed to reach the door and quickly went in there. It closed behind her.

From outside, she heard a conversation. ‘‘ Link, it’s time to go milk the goats. Why don’t you milk your favourite goat first?’’, said a voice. The door opened and Link came in. He stepped right towards Midna and Midna realized where all this bizarre things were going. She tried to scream but all that she could say was ‘‘baahhh’’. Link’s hand moved towards her, and she had nowhere to run, but suddenly he disappeared. The barn closed and all became dark again. She suddenly was able to get up, but there was seemingly nowhere to go. What now? ''