theshoelace

Yes. See, there's this line- see, it right there? It's a red line. I crossed the yellow line by writing this. Now, I prefer not to pass the red line.
Same thing with art. I despise pornography. I hate excessive nudity. Mild nudity... depends on how bad it is.

As you have seen, I have never crossed the red line. Allow me, in my honor, to keep it this way.

Also, I made the last piece very vague, to let YOU, yes YOU, choose who get's cursed first. That would open a sub-plot, and merge with the original story where Midna and Link look for the curse.

So, to spell out the choices:

Zelda gets Cursed: In a time of recovery, Princess Zelda requested resources from throughout Hyrule. It just so happens that a milk bottle that was brought to her was cursed.

Ilia gets Cursed: Ilia wanted to taste the goat's milk. She hadn't done that for a while. But little did she know that it was cursed!

Other Zelda Game Character gets Cursed: The man in orange ( Roal ) banished the cursed milk. But where? Somehow it ended up in the past, to be consumed by Malon, Ruto, Cremia, or some other Zelda girl. If this is your choice, also suggest which character.