theshoelace

Thank you both- though I don't deserve it :P .

New Midna and Ilia piece. I'll have to think well about Nabooru- she'll be next, ya know.

'' Link and Midna were on their way back to Ilia- Link was weary and he truly needed rest now. It wasn’t pleasant for Midna either, all this bouncing back and forth. The afternoon was well underway, but the sun was not in the mood for going down yet. Link clutched the diamond firmly in his hand. ‘Odd... strange...’ were the words, among with other synonyms, that went through Link’s head. Ilia had warned him for the diamond’s strange behaviour- but he had not noticed any of it. It shone cheerfully in the sun.

It was not long before they reached the Faron Woods once more, and behind that the familiar Ordona province. The trip had lost it’s excitement, and Midna and Link thought of other ways to entertain themselves through the trip. Link had been thinking about the diamond, and Midna had counted the times her breasts bounced. She had lost count at 508, and was now removing the leaves that had ended up in her cleavage. She just came up with the idea to count those, when they arrived at the Ordon Spring and Link jumped off his horse.

In the meantime, Ilia had not done much. She had confided the secret to her father, and her father had taken the trouble to order larger clothes from Kakariko Village. She was bathing her feet in the water when Link and Midna walked in the village. The weather was obscenely warm, and everyone wore their swimming gear- except for Ilia. She was not in the mood for explaining the village children that her breasts were growing- but it was not hard to see. Her shirt fit really tightly around her bust.

Midna looked around nervously- there were some young children children playing in the water, but no adults. She came along with Link, who saw Ilia and went towards her. Ilia heard the soft footsteps on the grass and turned. ‘Hello, Link. Did you find anything on your trip?’ she asked. Midna answered: ‘We’ve destroyed a piece of the curse, but along the way we did not discover any means of stopping the curse in you,’ she said. Ilia nodded slowly, thinking about this.

‘ Anyway, Link is very very tired, and so is Epona...’ said Midna after a while. ‘Do you mind if Link rests for the rest of the day?’ she asked. Ilia shook her head, and Link turned and walked back in the direction of his house. ‘ Let’s all think of possible means of destroying the foul diamond,’ she added, turning and following Link. Ilia stood there- and then she looked around and there were the children, still staring at Midna with questions in their eyes. Ilia ignored them and went back to her house.

Link felt bad for Midna and for Epona. He went into his house, grabbed 4 lumps of sugar, and went outside and gave them to the exhausted Epona. He led Midna in his house, and offered her his bed. ‘ But where will you sleep?’ she asked. He shrugged his shoulders, and demonstratingly sat in a chair and closed his eyes. Midna felt bad for Link- but he insisted on her being as comfortable as possible. Link clutched the diamond- it looked dull now, duller than it had before.

Midna thought while lying on the bed. ‘ How can we stop Ilia from having really heavy breasts... like these,’ she wondered, clutching her incredible breasts. ‘ Well, at least the curse hasn’t broken out in such a disastrous place that many could get cursed- which is undoubtedly it’s plan. I remember reading about the Gerudo... a large, females only group... it’d be more risky if the curse broke out there... but luckily, these days there aren’t many of them...’ she thought, falling asleep with a peaceful mind.''