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Soty · 10-04-2008

Come to think of it, this universe sucks. Why does gravity make things fall down? They should fall UP instead! And the electromagnetism is so obsolete. Why SHOULD like charges repel? That's so negative! Also, the speed of light is too slow. The 1960's called, they want their unified field theories back! And the big bang is over-done as a plot device. Wouldn't a "small pop" be more subtle? I'm sick of the visible spectrum! Infrared is the color of the future! If M$ is so rich, why don't we see beams shooting out of our infra-red controllers? Sign my "Bill Gates gives everyone IR implants" petition!

etc, etc, etc, blather, blather, blather.

10-04-2008	#27
Soty Yippee-ki-yay, ma****er! Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,023	Re: I hate Gamers. Come to think of it, this universe sucks. Why does gravity make things fall down? They should fall UP instead! And the electromagnetism is so obsolete. Why SHOULD like charges repel? That's so negative! Also, the speed of light is too slow. The 1960's called, they want their unified field theories back! And the big bang is over-done as a plot device. Wouldn't a "small pop" be more subtle? I'm sick of the visible spectrum! Infrared is the color of the future! If M$ is so rich, why don't we see beams shooting out of our infra-red controllers? Sign my "Bill Gates gives everyone IR implants" petition! etc, etc, etc, blather, blather, blather. __________________ (In my defense, they ARE my machines.)