Today on the train, I ended up sitting next to my mirror universe self. Almost. She looked very very much like me, dressed very much like me. Except for one thing.
Two things, I guess. Her boobs. They were pretty darn big. We were about the same height, same hair. She must've been a little bit thicker than me (she was still thin, I just happen to be very skinny). But they were easily her most noticeable feature.
It was weird though. We looked enough like each other that we kept looking at each other for a few minutes before we both laughed a little bit, and I said something. We started talking a bit.
It's just not fair, though.