...and now for something a bit better.
Woman test wishes for hot and spicy soup. Wish granter decides she needs this wish for herself, so now she's hot (body and temp) and spicy (freckles). Where's the soup? Where else?

A free unlimited supply of her own hot an spicy soup from her own hot and spicy body. I'd say this wish was granted well.
Sketch for tonight:
Hot and Spicy Soup