Barrager: That's nothing. I once saw a whole article (you can probably google it) detailing all the problems inherent in size-changing, the practical upshot of which is science CAN'T perfect it because it's impossible. Guess that means we'll have to hope magic comes through.
Trigger: Dick Dastardly? Seriously? I'd think he was too busy trying to catch Yankee Doodle Pigeon to be bothered with anything else...