Here's the translation for y'all, with Kyo Kusanagi the victim this time:
D: Oh, this is some nice raw materials.
K: That's some pretty thorough cosplay you've got there. What do ya want with me, 'buddy'?
D: ... I am issuing summons to a great many people.
K: Whatever. Stop spouting nonsense and hurry back to whatever colleagues you have that sent you on this errand. This is a public place. The other members of your group are no doubt embarrassed by your appeareance like that.
D: And what are you doing here?
K: I'm... Hey, shut up! You're likely some wierdo who stalks this area! You know there's people out there that use their time to study diligently.
D: Hmph... What a pleasant fellow.
K: The way you look makes me feel uncomfortable whenever you speak Japanese, buddy.
D: I don't have a problem.However, in order for you to understand what I'm on about it appears I'll have to use more than just words.
K: Huh? Is that so? You can try anything you want. Take this!
D: Then I won't hold back... Midnight Bliss!
K: Huh? Wha?! What the hell is this?
D: A success.
K: This... Can't be... I've... a, a woman?
D: Hmm.. I see you have a concrete image of what I spoke about now. At the same time there's so many experiments to conduct now.
K: Ngh! No! Ah! Aaaahhh!
D: This rambunctios boy... is now a woman. Consider how lucky you are. On this occassion you ar not to be my meal. I have other plans for you...
Kyo had never heard of a situation that would have caused him to panic more.
Enjoy
