[Hellstromm, Son of Satan]

I did NOT watch "Transformers" as a child.

I did NOT watch "Underdog" as a child.

I did NOT watch "Alvin the Chipmunks" or "Thunderbirds" as a child.

You know what I watched as a child?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

And now, I heard they are making a third movie.

Without any of the original cast.

With a new, younger team of Ghostbusters.

It's official: Hollywood has FINALLY found something I love and cherish from my childhood, and intends to destroy it.

Goodbye, fond childhood memories.