[Jumba]

I've played sports games
I've played real sports.

And though I am much better at the game that I am at the reality. Even more so playing real football my face appears to be a magnet for any type of injury I still much prefer the real sport.

*edit*
I am of course above refering to British Football or "Soccer" however I have also played American Footbal and Rugby and the same face to ball ratio applies