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"I swear this blasted heat is making my clothes shrink!" Susan exclaimed as she sat down in the hotel lobby, tugging on her top. "Damn things were just about cutting me in half on that cliffside hike today!"
Susan's husband made as noncommital a grunt as he could manage and still have it count as an answer. Looking at his wife's figure, he wouldn't be able to fault the clothes under oath. His wife was just... *bigger*, all over, not fat but wider, like an over-stuffed sock-puppet, her arms, legs, stomach, breasts, even her cheeks noticably more convex than he'd ever remembered her, even when she'd had her first child. Sure, everyone puts on vacation pounds, but so many, and so fast? It just didn't make sense.