[Wussy]

OK, I want to try something different.

Of all the ways Kelly expected to celebrate her 23rd birthday, this was definitely not one of them. When she woke up that morning, she had gone into the bathroom to do her usual morning routine. When she looked in the mirror, that was when she noticed that she was not alone.

Two tiny spirits, one on each shoulder, were both staring at her expectantly. Her first reaction was that they looked like something out of the cartoons. Indeed, the one on her right shoulder very much resembled a stereotypical angel (white robe, wings, and a halo) while the one on her left looked almost exactly like she imagined a devil would (red skin, horns, pitchfork, and a spade-shaped tail).

Upon closer inspection, she found that the two 6? tall spirits looked almost exactly like her! More specifically, idealized versions of herself. The shoulder angel?s face superficially resembled hers, but all of the tiny imperfections were totally erased. Her pale skin was smooth and flawless. And while the full length robe covered much of her body, it couldn?t hide the fact that her breasts were enormous ? Kelly guessed that they were F cups at least!

The shoulder devil also resembled her, but it was a bit harder to tell because of the rich crimson hue her skin had. However, while the devil had the same exaggerated body as the angel, she was far less modest than her counterpart. The only clothing she was wearing on her upper body was a thin leather belt that just barely covered the nipples, leaving the rest of the jiggling flesh visible and exposed. Similarly, her lower half was only covered by a tiny thong that left nothing to the imagination.

?Do you like what you see?? the devil asked unexpectedly.

Startled, Kelly fell backwards at the sudden noise and landed painfully on her rear. The devil had clung to her shoulder the entire way down, while the angel gracefully descended back onto her perch using her wings.

?Now, now. No need to frighten the poor girl,? said the angel. Her voice had a faintly musical sound to it, as if she was singing along to a song only she could her.

?Whatever, you goody-two shoes! Did you see the look on her face? Hilarious!?

?Insulting her will not help your case.? The angel turned her attention to Kelly. ?We are here to make you an offer. One that could change not only your life, but course of the entire world as you know it.?

Kelly could do nothing but stammer. She couldn?t think straight. Was she hallucinating? She had barely had anything to drink last night. Maybe she was still dreaming?.

Her thoughts were cut short, literally, by the devil slashing at her cheek with her pitchfork, causing a small gash to form. A trickle of blood began to flow from the wound. Kelly touched the cut, and the sharp pain as well as the blood on her fingertips convinced her that it was real.

?Don?t be so impatient!? admonished the angel as she touched Kelly?s cheek. A warm blue glow began to emanate from her hands, and the pain was instantly gone. A second later, and her cheek had completely healed.

?Look, here?s how it is. I?m here to offer you power. The power to move mountains. The power to rule the world. The power to do anything you want and nothing can stop you. All you have to do is say ?yes?.?

The angel caressed Kelly?s cheek as if they were lovers. ?She wants to do nothing but destroy and kill. I, on the other hand, offer you the chance to make the world a better place. Right wrongs. Correct injustice. Cure pestilence. Choose my gifts, and the world will remember your name forever as its savior.?

?Wings-for-brains over there would have you miss the chance for revenge against everyone. Your first boyfriend, Brock, who dumped you. That snooty bitch in 9th grade, Amanda, who told everyone in class you were a slut. You can get even with all of them. Why settle for the world simply remembering your name when you could be in control forever??

?Gandhi. Mother Theresa. The Dalai Lama. You could be the next great bringer of peace to this beleaguered world. Please, Kelly, choose me.?

?You won?t answer to anyone. You?ll be unstoppable. Pick me and we?ll enslave entire continents! Women will grovel at your feet! Men will worship the ground you walk on! You will remake the world as you see fit!?

?You?ll be hailed as a savior! You?ll be the greatest hero the world as ever known!?

The two spirits began to argue back at forth faster and louder, until their words blended together into a deafening noise. Finally, Kelly could take it no longer and shouted, ?QUIET!!!? To her surprise, both spirits immediately became silent.

She turned to the spirit on her right shoulder. ?Let me get this straight ? I can have the power to stop all wars, end world hunger, cure diseases, and all I have to do is choose you.? The angel nodded, smiling.

She then turned to the spirit on her left shoulder. ?And you?re offering me the power to conquer all that I see before me, send the Earth into ash and ruin, see anyone I want in chains by my feet, and all I have to do is choose you.? The devil nodded, twirling her tail nonchalantly.

?In that case ?.?

Who does she choose? I'll go with the first option to get 5 votes. Please note - this is not a choose-your-own-adventure story. It's just the one option.