Noooooooo.
I was going to see if I beat the lurker god. Of course irony struck and I joined 1 DAY after him!!!
Either way. This thread now has two 5 year per post lurkers.
Edit:
To give me an edge on this, I bring an offering of...
151 Zipped BE Gifs! (mostly BE, and probably old news... but oh-so-convenient)
... aaaaand cloak.