"Well then, either I managed to access an alternate dimension as intended and as a side effect it seems to be greatly altering my bust the more I'm inside it... OR my arms are being slowly converted into breast tissue. ...results seem inconclusive, I'll have to run a second test, assuming I can get my arms back. Either way, I seem to have unintentionally discovered a cure for my impaired sight!"
It's a miracle, she can see!
...well, except for her feet... but that's a completely different 'problem'.
