[CaptainSanji]

Dear god, I've finally submitted a story to DA and I've gotta say...I HATE html. It messed up the spacing and indention on my story pretty badly, but I fixed what I could...at any rate, I made this story for a contest being run over on DA in the hopes of, at best, winning some free art, and at worst, being halfway entertaining.

If you'd prefer to read the version on DA with the junky spacing issues, that can be found here.

If you'd prefer the original, I will include that here as well in a Word document.

The method of transformation was part of the contest, as was most of what is included in the changes. Let me know how much it sucks, or if it's any good at all. Have fun.