[qzar9999]

I think I may actually have some idea what both of them are. I could be wrong, but I actually wrote one that sounds like the first one...

Give me some time.

EDIT: Okay I found both of the ones I was thinking of. Attached is what I thought of for your second request, it's probably not right but it would be stupid not to give it a shot. I found my old story that fits your request #1, but it's in 30 parts, all HTML pages and I'm too fucking tired tonight to compile it into something less stupid. Tomorrow, Ozzie.