Thanks for the rabid fandom, Ozzie.
Hope this is what you were looking for. I apologize if some of the formatting is fucked up, and there are DEFINITELY supposed to be italics in some of this, but fuck it, I'm tired and my head is fucking killing me. If this ISN'T what you were thinking of then I have no other ideas, for which I'm sorry, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. If you want a version with the formatting/italics/etc. fixed I can do that but, as women sometimes say, "Not tonight, I have a headache."
(Did you ever go back and read something you wrote when you were younger and find you really aren't all that satisfied with it...?)