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Originally Posted by spongebathe83
"Choose!" Booms a loud voice from an undetermined location. "Choose the form of your destroyer!"
"Oh I get it. If we think about J Edgar Hoover, then J Edgar Hoover comes down to destroy us. Real cute. Everybody clear your heads!"
But it was too late, Ray had chosen.
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Elsewhere... at a research lab
.A scientist preps a culture of stem cells, siphoned from a bastard fetus found in the dumpster of a back alley abortion clinic, to be injected in a human subject.
...But then the stem cells take on a life of its own, making the boobies grow wildly out of control and become as large as Godzilla and wrecking cities. People flee in horror from the TITanic titties.
Naturally, Pat Robertson uses this as an opportunity to preach about stem cell research. "I warned ya', he said, "Didn't I?" flailing a Bible over his head as crowds of people flee past him.
It was then he caught a glimpse of the abominable boobies through the thick clouds of dust and debris that surrounded it.
Haha, I just had to write that. A story about large boobs AND pokes fun at the Christian right & their constant fuss about stem cell research (you can hug babies not stem cells).
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You know, it's long been a theory of mine that the meaning of life can be equated to Ghostbuster quotes.