I'm not dead, I promise. Full story segment Monday night but here's a quick tease.
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“Alright! How's everybody doing tonight?” she said loudly. A chorus of enthusiastic, if slightly inebriated, cheers came back to her. “Great! So glad to hear you're all having a good time!” More cheering. “My name is Kelly, and I wanna welcome you to tonight's Hooters Wet T-Shirt Contest!”
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