'Til the Fat Lady Sings by praedatorius
Life is hard when you're the ghost of an opera singer. You go through all the trouble of turning your host into a fat woman, and he thanks you by going on a diet. Luckily another ghost will help you get food, if you find her a suitable host. Massive weight gain ahead!
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She smiled. ...The fragrant breeze drifted up from the sea again. A magician wandered along the beach, but no one needed him.
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