[Scorch]

Would you like a cup of tits love? I mean tea!

Okay, that was funny, reminds me of a joke.

A woman goes to have a boob job, with these new inflatable implants that can be controlled via a smart phone. Using her phone, she's able to increase or decrease the size as she pleases. After the surgery, she heads to a nightclub and sees a guy she liked, and walks over, points her phone towards her boobs and inflates them.

"What do you think James?" she asked. James takes out his phone and points it at his crotch.

"I think we've been to see the same surgeon, Sally."