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Originally Posted by AdiabaticCombustion

I'm imagining some sort of Cave Johnson type individual being behind this.

"Science is all about learning something new, each and every day. And today we learned that people don't really like soft drinks that make you grow giant dicks. Lot of good data came out of that, lot of lawsuits too, but that's just part of the business. So anyway, who wants some free soda? There's plenty of it left at the end of the test track, just help yourself."

Dude, well played.