Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow_Dragon
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Philadelphia Grendel makes more interesting commentary
then anyone else
Appendix D
Sample Radio Script
( Philadelphia Grendel,thru her avatar “Melanie the
text-to-speech engine,is cursing the branded
orange flourescent masking tape “ Always Seen”
President Smith of Acme Mfg Co.,which makes
“ Always Seen” is there to defend his product as
something that can be used for other things then
wrapping around dark hard-to-see seniors
canes )
PG – So President Smith,as I recall the last time
you appeared on my show you and I had a
little bet.If I could think of a way I could
stop “Always Seen” from being always seen on
a wooden cane,you'd shell over
< 20 Grendel Dollars > to the Grendel
Mills Lost Little Grendels Orphanage and if you
could come up with five ways “Always Seen”
can be used by my listeners I'd donate
< 20 Canadian Dollars > to
“ This That and the Other Thing Charity.
( nice deep theatrical silence )
PG – So do you wish to continue with our bet ?
( Drum Rolls )
President Smith – Yes Philly,I think I'll take that bet
with you.
( noise caused by the Grendel Corp Word Sucker Upper ) …..