Hehe, when its late at night my mind goes silly and I tend to ramble on with my writing. >.<
Basically, any one who wants to volunteer can be shrunk down so that we can test the various concepts discussed on the related page. Want to test how easy/hard it is to escape your oversized clothing, or if it truly is too heavy for you to move? This is a safe environment in which to see.
Just copy and paste the text, fill it out in your post to your liking, and indicate which fields of study you would like to try out.
In a completely dry and bland explanation, its a silly excuse to have yourself shrunk down for a while, with a bunch of imaginary paperwork to hopefully help you feel 'in character' for the moment of fun.