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Any help would be greatly appreciated because I am losing my mind over this.

In 2019 I found a transformation story on pastebin titled "Oops" (pastebin.com/Da0PPsD8)
I wanted to reread it recently but found the link is now private. Is there anywhere else I can read it? I've combed AO3 and the Wayback machine but have had no luck.

Here's every detail I can recall, though I'm sure I'm misremembering some stuff:

The story followed several college or college age people. It was from the perspective of a typical nerdy guy with a girlfriend. He has a loser friend she disapproves of, who I think is nicknamed "Bird" or something. The three of them are sitting in their apartment with a nerdy girl whose relationship to the main cast I forget when the loser guy begins ranting about shortstack goblins, futa draenei and other porn archtypes. I don't remember what the inciting incident was but the four of them begin transforming into those archtypes. The loser guy becomes a Japenese model, maybe a gyaru? The nerdy girl becomes a futa draenei, the main character becomes a shortstack goblin and I think someone else becomes a vampire. During the transformation they also gain completely new identities and memories and have to piece together what happened. They then all go outside and this is where my memory completely fails me.

If anyone knows where I could find this I would be super grateful! I'm an okay-ish artist so maybe I can draw something as a reward. Idk. I just need to find this story again