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That's remind me of a joke:
Maria is worried about her son, he is wise and intelligent, but he doesn't seem to know much about women. So Maria ask to Mari-Theresa: "go find Jesus, and teach him about the perpetuation of the life".
Marie-Theresa go in Jesus's house, but sevral minute later...
"HiiiiiiIIIIoooOOOO"
Screaming, Maria-Theresa has rushed out, completely panicked. Fearing for her son, Maria enter and ask to Jesus:"My sons, why is Mari-Theresa so frightened, what has her made run away?"
"Well, she entered in my house, she was smiling to me..."
"So...?"
"I smiled back to her. She sat down next to me and giggled..."
"So...?"
"I giggled too.Then she put one hand on my leg..."
"So...?"
"I did it too. Then she touched my chest..."
"So...?"
"I touched her chest too. Then her hand on my leg went up between my legs..."
"So...?"
"I put my hand between her legs too, and that's when I realized..."
"You realized what?"
"Well, that's when i realized she was an amputee, so I healed her".
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