[authar]

Long time lurker, I have been with this community since 2003 when I discovered I wasn't the only one who fantasized the strange and taboo. I'm sure we all remember our first attempts to write something, but in case LK has forgotten his first piece of writing that was sent out into the community, allow me to remind him. You sucked big time. It wasn't even LK then. But you did get better and better and better. then you peaked. Congrats, you are that grumpy old man that people deal with because he created the community that they use but despise due to his attitude. shape up. Oh, what am I kidding, you won't. At best, you will bitch at me and others, at worst, you will threaten. Please, threaten me on the internet, bud, I cannot wait for you to hack my location and send my secrets.