[docbyron]

Yyyyup. Sorry for the downtime. My hosting company made some "updates" to my server that apparently involved FORGETTING TO INSTALL PHP completely. Calling them up and yelling at them fixed the issue.

The script it was prompting you to download was totally harmless; it's just that the server suddenly didn't know what PHP was anymore and didn't know what else to do with it.

In other news, that hosting company keeps doing stupid shit like this, so I might be looking for another one in the near future. I really wish I could just use AWS and have full control over the servers but, y'know, weird porn...