[erolunai]

"D&D fanbase - It's ironic, but just as monsters often frequently gravitate towards the sewers and abandoned castles and dwellings of humans, these annoying creatures somehow make their way around your keep, unhindered by your armies.
They are quick to notice anything that does not match their cult's teachings, and will hound you relentlessly for it.
They are a difficult pest to deal with as they are hard to spot, emitting little to no signs of life, and being of no threat whatsoever.
Some have suggested making a game of who could toss the fathest from the highest point in the keep.
Some have theorized tracking or low-level creatures are their downfall, though we wish you best of luck if you find you have an infestation."

My apologies to anyone who actually took offense to this. ^^;