Art by the supremely talented uatanoir (aka rednoir).
Mike McConnors, an average American joe, suddenly finds himself inside an ornate European ballroom occupied entirely by vampire women. It isn't long before the overwhelmingly feminine atmosphere of richly scented perfume, elegant gowns, and comfortable chatter assimilates Mike into his new environment, turning him into one of the party's undead female guests. Now all she has to do is get dressed in appropriately sumptuous clothes...
COMMISSIONER'S NOTE: This little yarn is better enjoyed while listening to Charles-Camille Saint-Saëns's "Danse Macabre."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM