Well, the first one is a lot more BE then anything else, and the second is just off the wall weird. An interesting idea isn't always the weirdest. Try something simple but interesting, like character that hasn't been expanded or one that would look good with a belly/butt/whatever.
Also, thats a sequence idea more then a single pic. ^^;
As for people completely dodging the chance to get free stuff without effort, I've learned way too often that people are idiots. They bitch they can't get what they want, but never take any of the chances to get it, even if it's effortless. I mean, seriously, I didn't even put any hoops to jump through this time, which I tend to do. Want pic? Post idea. Simple. Too simple I guess. :|