Re: Growing Guest (furry story and images)
Aaron had to go fly off somewhere, so I took this opportunity to confront the newcomer directly. I took a spot directly underneath them, cleared my throat, and asked. "Don't mean to be rude, but are you aware that you're growing bigger?" I suck at subtlety.
"Nah dude, folks don't just get bigger like that, do they?"
"I mean yeah, I kind of have a business revo--nevermind, doesn't it look like I'm getting shorter to you right now? Like EVERYTHING's getting shorter?"
"You ARE pretty short," the goat smiled. "It's kinda cute, honestly~"
"And you don't notice that you're currently taller than the doorway?"
"Eh, I've always had trouble with low doorframes"
"And I guess it doesn't faze you that your gauges popped out because you outgrew them?"
"Oh hey, I was wondering where they went off to!" They reached out a hand to pluck them away.
Either they had no idea what was happening to them, or they were just playing dumb. Either way, I had to excuse myself. "Just -- look, watch where you step tonight, okay?"
"Sure, whatever that means!"
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