"I like yuri!" translates to "Ice cream!"

[Hooded_Miracle]

"Shadow of the Colossus" translates to "On".

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php



Original text:

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"

...54 translations later we get:

"But why? There are many Secrets!"

[Clickme]

I love you. "

...54 translations later we get:

"In love"

Seems like some things really are more or less universal ^_^

[LOD]

Ohnoes!!

Giantess after 10 translations is.... "terrible"

After 25 it's "Terrier" XD

[Hooded_Miracle]

Original text:

"Dungeons & Dragons"

...54 translations later we get:

"Job and the Snake."

[PyroWildcat]

"You suck" tends to stay the same, too. Looks like I'm good to go.

EDIT: Original:

"Fuck you."

After 10:

"I went to the penis."

After 25:

"I went to Ling."

After 54:

"I go to the wind."

[Clickme]

Original text:

"I like Waffles"

...54 translations later we get:

"A"


Along the way I saw it turn into (and stay for hte longest time) I want to get.

[Clickme]

Original text:

"Happy Ending"

...54 translations later we get:

"Happy ending."

THe universe takes care of you, no matter where you are.

[Lat]

After 10 translations seems to think about stage show Cats.

"There are a lot of cat videos on youtube"

...10 translations later we get:

"There are many cats YouTube video"

After 25 translations at least invents a new site called YouTube Cats:

"There are a lot of cat videos on youtube"

...25 translations later we get:

"More videos on YouTube Cats"

After 54 translations it forgets the point:

"There are a lot of cat videos on youtube"

...54 translations later we get:

"What youtube."

[PyroWildcat]

Thought I'd try out some nonsense:

"My penis is made of happy lollypops."

After 54:

"Comments must be approved."

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"All boobs must be bigger."

After 54:

"But my grandmother."

... ugh, that ain't right.

[Clickme]

Drawing from LAt's inspiration: all three modes:

"The sadness of darkest days rains heavily upon thy brother. "

...10 translations later we get:

"Brothers storm in the dark of the darkest days."

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Original text:

"The sadness of darkest days rains heavily upon thy brother. "

...25 translations later we get:

"Storm Brothers, dark, dark days."

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Original text:

"The sadness of darkest days rains heavily upon thy brother. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Storm brothers, black, black day."

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[LOD]

Let's try a popular phrase


"Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar!"


After 10 it's "I broke the Kit Kat bar!"


After 25 it's "I broke a piece of Kit Kat!"


After 54 it's "Kit Cat and down a bit!"

[Lat]

"Robots will enslave us all!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Robots enslave us all!"

(....please?)


TO SERVE MAN!

"Robots will enslave us all!"

...25 translations later we get:

"Robots that serve us all!"

Wut

"Robots will enslave us all!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Our work"