I made this program that describes transformations.

[Muhznit]

It's sort of like those meme-quiz things from a while back, but not only do I have cleavageloads more control over it, but I can have it immediately copy the results to the clipboard.

You see, I recently started working on a BE story, but I was stumped on what to do. I thought I'd try out random transformations everywhere and see how that goes. Being the obsessive-compulsive ass with a lack of abstract I am, however, I can't think of "true randomized transformations" on my own. So, I pulled out Gamemaker and composed this thing. It probably has numerous spelling errors and could use still more variety, but for the most, it describes things nicely and copies the description to the clipboard. Enjoy!

I originally posted this on /d/, but whatever. /d/ threads have a lifespan of two days anyways. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0ITUGYG0

[Huzzus]

*facepalm* I'm not face palming the idea, but Game Maker? I know it's free but seriously XD. Not downing you, it's just funny is all. As for the "program" I think it needs to be more organized. It's not bad but you should have done it in a meme sense where the results have there own category and separated from the other text. Not just a "enter" push and start typing
underneath like this
It confuse me at least and would like it better

If there was this space you see here. Describing what you became with was short and to the point but after that, it got wordy. You should know by know that Pervert don't want to read *joking*

A lot of the same options came up while there were a lot of options but I kept getting a maids outfit with boobs that fit my palms a whole lot.

Not bad for a first time but I hope this isn't the final version.

Copy and paste feature would help a whole lot through.

[Metatron]

I facepalm for similar reasons as Hzzus. I know its a bit pricey but visual basic would have made this alot cleaner. I know you'd have to know how to write in vb but its basically like c+ except you don't repeat things like quotes. Good idea and very entertaining for a beta version and look forward to future models. now...
*facepalm*

[AhziDahaka]

Actually, Microsoft gives out the Express Edition of Visual Studio for free.

Just thought I'd mention that.

[Muhznit]

First off, I'd like to point that I used Gamemaker for a reason. I'm not in a position where I'm willing to buy a visual basic compiler out of nowhere, let alone spend the time to learn an entirely new programming language. It was pain enough organizing things and trying to fit randomly generated numbers for specific measurments and details and such.

Second, I have this to say to Huzzus: "wat." Perverts? Not wanting to read? I couldn't agree more. It's absolute fact. Extensive BE Stories with lots of detail don't exist. overflowingbra.com just gives you a 404 error. The bearchive.com website does not have a forum called "The Plume" that dedicates its content to written stories. GUYS CAN'T JACK OFF TO WORDS! </sarcasm>

[ElastiGirl]

Is it safe!?!?!

[Brainfuck]

o_O Or maybe you could write it in Python using Eclipse, if you're scared. At least Python is easy to write in and quite a sufficient language.

Alternatively, if you got the skills, write it as an AJAX/Web application. Could be possible. Hell, most things are possible to throw in a webinterface. Maybe some JQuery or other fancy pancy stuff.

If you are looking to do some real work, and not VB, cause we all know VB is the sucks, you might wanna consider some web application, cause that is your next step up in difficulty, then of course, there is some C/C++, but I am pretty sure there is also a GTK library for Python. As far as I understand, GTK is easier to write for than Win32 or QT.

But you made applications like that back in the day. Today you make web applications.

Why? How will you update your application? Redistribution. Horrible for such a small app. It would be a lot nicer if it was in some web application, where you could update the server sided part with new concepts and tweaks, and all the users had to do was refresh your page. Now that is managable redistribution.

And also a very important reason I prefer web applications for small applications like this one. All you gonna do is learn some HTML, CSS, Javascript, possibly some Python/PHP and some MySQL or XML. In all fairness, I'd be willing to help with some introduction, since I am kinda looking for such a project right now.

Right after I get my new harddisk fixed.

[jato]

lets see....black succubus, blue succubus.....BED succubus!?
first time i heard of that kind of succubi, don't ya mean red

you should check your scripts before loading it up for games

[Murasashi]

You know, this may be completely uncontributing to this thread, but the image Muhznit pulled up has to be the best collage I have ever seen.
Aside, from some other variations of the same genre of collage.

[Cadell]

Well, I for one enjoyed this program. I got my favorite of the transformations right away, though I can't seem to make my way back to them.

I was going to ask how to get this onto my clipboard, but it seems to do so automatically. Cool.

[blarxy12]

Game maker is pretty good though my ideas for them and my knowlege without burstin my brain is pretty limited..

[Huzzus]

Originally Posted by Muhznit

Second, I have this to say to Huzzus: "wat." Perverts? Not wanting to read? I couldn't agree more. It's absolute fact. Extensive BE Stories with lots of detail don't exist. overflowingbra.com just gives you a 404 error. The bearchive.com website does not have a forum called "The Plume" that dedicates its content to written stories. GUYS CAN'T JACK OFF TO WORDS! </sarcasm>

*facepalm* You now have two facepalms from me. Not that it matters but congratulations. Just try to find a better way to make this work and I might take back my first facepalm. Maybe.