Well, this sucks

Rachel Bronwyn · 11-30-2013

This is the second year in a row my company Christmas party date has cancelled on me. Last year, my ladyfriend from Vancouver's flight was cancelled. Today, my local ladyfriend text's me at 3am, saying she's experiencing "casual pants shitting", which has persisted. Grrr.

Bozo · 11-30-2013

Casual pants shitting...hmm....I'll have to look that one up

Rachel Bronwyn · 11-30-2013

Really could have used help picking out shoes for this event.

Bozo · 11-30-2013

TrunKated · 11-30-2013

indeed. Unfortunate digestive incident.

PS: I love you current avatar, Rachel.

Rachel Bronwyn · 12-01-2013

Thanks. Me too. I love reading and ungulates and children.

So, my silly-ass date decided to reintroduce a small amount of dairy to her diet last night. The result was she had the poops for over twelve hours.

I threw on a different pair of shoes part-way through the night because I couldn't decide.

TrunKated · 12-01-2013

Yes, a pic that has it all. I'm thinking I need to settle down one of these days too....

So she decided the day before a big event to try to beat lactose intolerance? Or was she just avoiding dairy for a health experiment?

I often take a couple of pairs of shoes with me since dress shoes are often painful, and I like to switch to black sneaks whenever I can.

Rachel Bronwyn · 12-02-2013

It'll be time to grow up eventually, Sir. I expect there to be, like, between five and ten babies made and born of active members here five years from now.

She's no more lactose intolerant than the rest of us (remember, lactose intolerance is the default and lactase persistence is the adaptation) but isn't consuming any dairy (prior to Friday night) in accordance with a diet as part of training for a fight in January. She thought she could get away with a small amount of dairy on Friday and instead spent Saturday and Sunday bloated and shitty.

11-30-2013	#1
Rachel Bronwyn Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,002	Well, this sucks This is the second year in a row my company Christmas party date has cancelled on me. Last year, my ladyfriend from Vancouver's flight was cancelled. Today, my local ladyfriend text's me at 3am, saying she's experiencing "casual pants shitting", which has persisted. Grrr.

11-30-2013	#2
Bozo Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NYC, NJ Posts: 2,266	Re: Well, this sucks Casual pants shitting...hmm....I'll have to look that one up __________________ Real niggas do real thangs.

11-30-2013	#3
Rachel Bronwyn Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,002	Re: Well, this sucks Really could have used help picking out shoes for this event.

11-30-2013	#4
Bozo Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NYC, NJ Posts: 2,266	Re: Well, this sucks __________________ Real niggas do real thangs.

11-30-2013	#5
TrunKated AKA Kaytie. NOT Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 5,597	Re: Well, this sucks indeed. Unfortunate digestive incident. PS: I love you current avatar, Rachel.

12-01-2013	#6
Rachel Bronwyn Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,002	Re: Well, this sucks Thanks. Me too. I love reading and ungulates and children. So, my silly-ass date decided to reintroduce a small amount of dairy to her diet last night. The result was she had the poops for over twelve hours. I threw on a different pair of shoes part-way through the night because I couldn't decide.

12-01-2013	#7
TrunKated AKA Kaytie. NOT Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 5,597	Re: Well, this sucks Yes, a pic that has it all. I'm thinking I need to settle down one of these days too.... So she decided the day before a big event to try to beat lactose intolerance? Or was she just avoiding dairy for a health experiment? I often take a couple of pairs of shoes with me since dress shoes are often painful, and I like to switch to black sneaks whenever I can.

12-02-2013	#8
Rachel Bronwyn Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,002	Re: Well, this sucks It'll be time to grow up eventually, Sir. I expect there to be, like, between five and ten babies made and born of active members here five years from now. She's no more lactose intolerant than the rest of us (remember, lactose intolerance is the default and lactase persistence is the adaptation) but isn't consuming any dairy (prior to Friday night) in accordance with a diet as part of training for a fight in January. She thought she could get away with a small amount of dairy on Friday and instead spent Saturday and Sunday bloated and shitty.