I hate Micheal Bay films

[Karfield]

I went to see Transformers 3 today and wow...holy shit I am in awe of how shitty this movie was.

Explosions all the time....girls just standing there...slow motion everywhere....what the fuck. I'm tired of this crap.

Bay...please stop making movies....you are a hack.....a terrible director..and all around I just don't like you.

I don't hate you....but I hate your films....stop making them....jesus.

[Linear]

Somewhere in the world, Micheal Bay is laughing at you, with your money in his hand.

[Dragon FangX]

I watched it... only for the action scenes though. Stories the exact same damn thing from the previous two movies as far as how the plot goes...

AND WHY THE HELL DOES MEGATRON KEEP GETTING PAWNED SO BADLY!? D:<

[Cadell]

I liked it. But they should have just launched something like a thousand or so nukes at Chicago rather than risk world enslavement. They've got over 10 000, it's not like they need them all.

[EchoWing]

Originally Posted by Cadell

I liked it. But they should have just launched something like a thousand or so nukes at Chicago rather than risk world enslavement. They've got over 10 000, it's not like they need them all.

Because just lobbing nukes at something isn't nearly as much fun as going in and tearing it up yourself, especially when the ones being torn up can't so a damn thing to stop it.

...for the record? I enjoyed DOTM very much. Then again, I go to the movies to be entertained, unlike everyone else on this planet.

[zullumaster]

Originally Posted by Cadell

I liked it. But they should have just launched something like a thousand or so nukes at Chicago rather than risk world enslavement. They've got over 10 000, it's not like they need them all.

what if one's secretly a Decepticon?

[Cadell]

Originally Posted by zullumaster

what if one's secretly a Decepticon?

Then one of the other 1000 launched would deal with the problem.

[Keile]

Part 3 wasn't that bad. It was a popcorn action flick like it should have been. Was it a GREAT movie? Nope. Was it a FUN movie? Yes. And that's what a Transformers movie SHOULD be.

Part 2 was the steaming pile of shit that you can probably smell from your backyard even to this day.

[EchoWing]

Originally Posted by Keile

Part 3 wasn't that bad. It was a popcorn action flick like it should have been. Was it a GREAT movie? Nope. Was it a FUN movie? Yes. And that's what a Transformers movie SHOULD be.

Part 2 was the steaming pile of shit that you can probably smell from your backyard even to this day.

Yes, but there are factors beyond Michael Bay's involvement that hurt that film. The writer's strike, for one thing.

I'm not saying that ROTF was the best it could have been, but it isn't the crapfest that is, say, the second Highlander movie.

[Keile]

Originally Posted by EchoWing

Yes, but there are factors beyond Michael Bay's involvement that hurt that film. The writer's strike, for one thing.

I'm not saying that ROTF was the best it could have been, but it isn't the crapfest that is, say, the second Highlander movie.

Yeah, never let Michael Bay write a movie...EVER...or you end up with Devistator Balls....

That writers strike was the major blow to that movie.


BTW: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.....Highlander Movie......the rest DON'T EXIST! YOU HEAR ME?!!!!

[axlegear83]

I actually liked the first Transformers (and, to a very begrudging degree, I tolerated the second) but I just left DotM feeling kinda empty.

On a lighter note, there was a huge group of 7-10 year-old kids sitting in the front rows before the movie started...only, the projectionist accidentally ran the first 5 minutes of "Bridesmaids," which shows the main chick having fairly graphic sex with some dude.

It goes without saying that the kids' parents very quietly and very QUICKLY herded everyone out of the theater and didn't come back...and THAT was more entertaining than the actual movie.

[OhZone]

Originally Posted by axlegear83

I actually liked the first Transformers (and, to a very begrudging degree, I tolerated the second) but I just left DotM feeling kinda empty.

On a lighter note, there was a huge group of 7-10 year-old kids sitting in the front rows before the movie started...only, the projectionist accidentally ran the first 5 minutes of "Bridesmaids," which shows the main chick having fairly graphic sex with some dude.

It goes without saying that the kids' parents very quietly and very QUICKLY herded everyone out of the theater and didn't come back...and THAT was more entertaining than the actual movie.

lulz indeed!

Oh, and I hope your theater is still in business the next time you want to see a movie.