Rid The World Of Uwe Boll!

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Or at least any more of his films

Sign up... spread the world, if there is never another Uwe Boll movie ever, it will be too soon.

Thanks to havent slept for linking this to me...

[JBird]

18,000 not enough, huh? ...How about 6 slugs to the the cranial region?

[Keile]

Says it all:

[why am i doing this]

I just remember when boll said he was going to make a metal gear movie and Hideo Kojima said "hell no you retarded jackass." At least thats how the conversation went in my head.

[Mr. Gun Happy]

Originally Posted by why am i doing this

I just remember when boll said he was going to make a metal gear movie and Hideo Kojima aid "hell no you retarded jackass." At least thats how the conversation went in my head.

I think he gave a simple "No Way!".

Heh heh, Hideo owns.

[TrumanGrace]

Didn't Boll say he already had the rights to it already?

And Hideo was like "umm, what?"

[Taruby]

That webcomic posted by Keile is eerily familiar to Richard Lowtax's fight with Uwe Boll. Some kind of event where Uwe Boll will box with his biggest critic and let that person watch Uwe Boll as he worked on filming Postal for a day. Unfortunately, Richard Lowtax lost the fight. However, he did learn that nearly every single person on Uwe Boll's staff actively and vocally refuses to watch the movies they make. He talked to about 10-15 different crew members, and each one of them admitted that they go out of their way to not watch the movies they work on for Uwe Boll.

[vidgamer85]

Signed, and posted in my journal on DA. I'm not popular there, but every bit counts right?

[spongebathe83]

Originally Posted by Taruby

That webcomic posted by Keile is eerily familiar to Richard Lowtax's fight with Uwe Boll. Some kind of event where Uwe Boll will box with his biggest critic and let that person watch Uwe Boll as he worked on filming Postal for a day. Unfortunately, Richard Lowtax lost the fight. However, he did learn that nearly every single person on Uwe Boll's staff actively and vocally refuses to watch the movies they make. He talked to about 10-15 different crew members, and each one of them admitted that they go out of their way to not watch the movies they work on for Uwe Boll.

I remember reading about that fight. Betcha Lowtax made a bunch of "I survived Uwe" t-shirts.

Good grief, if he sucks so much at being a director then why doesn't he just swipe up some talented film school grad as director and slide over to the producer position? At least then the movies won't suck so hard and at least your coworkers might respect you for pulling your head out of your ass.

[vid]

I feel kinda sorry for the guy. He's gotten nothing but flak his entire career. Having said that, I and every one of my friends will sign. Seriously, why did he have to make Ben Kingsley look so bad?

[bacattack]

Signed several days ago. It was in the 120,000-range then. Wow, people are signing on quickly.

[vidgamer85]

Originally Posted by vid

I feel kinda sorry for the guy. He's gotten nothing but flak his entire career. Having said that, I and every one of my friends will sign. Seriously, why did he have to make Ben Kingsley look so bad?

Really? Because I don't.
Sure he makes bad movies, god awful ones...but MY main issue is that he's so idiotically cocky that it's not even funny.If he was just a shmuck, low-class director trying to do what he loves, I wouldn't hate him nearly as much.

The fact that he has the gall to insult Spielberg is quite disturbing. He must be in such a state of delusional narcissism, that not even years of the best psychiatric care could hope to save his mind from eventually caving in under the weight of his own unjustly overinflated ego.