Multi-functional Robotic Breast Massager

[Nixemus]

Here is a link to a news article on Gizmodo about a portable robotic Brest Massager with a video.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2008/04/22/por...age_robot.html

Also, here is a list of functions included in the article (if you can't be bothered to read it :P) that the inventor claims that the Gadget is also useful for.

1. Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.
2. Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.
3. Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.
4. Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.
5. Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.
6. Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.
7. Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.
8. Women who want to have pretty breasts.

So what are your thoughts on this? If it was mass produced, I think that this would be highly popular, for both right and wrong reasons if you know what I mean! But the Inventor wants ?1.2 Million for the patent, which might cause some dispute over whether people think its worth buying to mass produce.

So what are your thoughts on such a 'multi-functional' device?