The magnificent milkmaid

[The Warlock]

Originally Posted by shadow

Another thing is I live in a small community that has absoluetly no form of commuting into town for just a small fee or free,

Have your mom get you a bike.

and there are no jobs that I can get here(because there are none)...
Sometimes my town sucks...

Wait, so it isn't your mom being overprotective? You can't get a job at all now? Right, of course.

But enough picking on me for being cheap, poor, and unemployed,

We're not really picking on you for being poor or unemployed, or even cheap. We're picking on you for being an entitlement bitch of a whiner. I mean, you can fix both being poor and unemployed by getting a job; I doubt even if you had a job you'd stop being cheap. You strike me as the kind of kid that thinks if you can get it for free you should, and screw everyone else; so long as you get yours. So here's me being unsubtle: fuck off already. We don't need more of your type in our communities.

screw phantom-boy, and just get a torrent
Because there's no way in hell that I'd go into a convention, even if it was in and out for the comics...

I rest my case.

The Warlock