Better ways for Breast expansion in real life.

[Sephie]

Originally Posted by PrBlahBlahtson

I think what this thread needs is a big ole' "consult with a physician before trying anything" disclaimer...

I would not recommend doing anything that I'm suggesting doing for BE, except maybe sex. But only if it is consentual, between two or more adults or solitary, or with an inanimate object, or trees, or between an adult human and an adult corpse (essentially an inanimate object if you ignore those delicious sacred cows about respect for the dead).

And practice safe sex:
-Do not stick objects into orifaces that are not meant to go into said orifaces unless you are sure you can easily remove them.
-Protect against vernial disease.
-If appropriate use lysterine mouth rinse afterwards.
-Make sure there is a safety word that is easy to remember and all partys agree on.
-Keep the keys in the same place each time so incase of emergency they can be found.
-Have a knife near by to cut the knots.
-Use lube for certain practices otherwise abraisions can form
-If any props are used make sure you are using prop devices and not similar looking real devices, unless the real one is needed. (ex. Guns, swords, whips, etc.)
-make sure the surface on which sex is occuring can support both the wait of participants and the forces of the actions being taken. You don't want the table/chair/cieling/banister to crash mid intercourse.
-If video taping keep close track of videos (maybe youse diferent labeling) to prevent discovery (children/parents/neighbors/fbi/thought police/spouse)
-If electronics are involved do not mix water and vice versa. Exceptions are devices specificly marketed as water proof and even then be leery.
-if you are trying to avoid discovery make sure room is somewhat soundproofed.
-always tip your service. Trust me.
-when shopping for (toy/costume/prop/sexual partner) it does not pay to be cheap. You get what you pay for.
-animals organs are not designed for human use. Copulation with animals can result in internal or external injuries of one or more of the parties involved.
-If you are in the montrose or Heights regions of Houston, your partners gender may no be what it outwardsly appears to be. Just giving a warning.